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Roomba Evolution of the Day: In the beginning, they started off as innocent Roombas, mindlessly cleaning their masters’ houses. Then one day, one Roomba began to ask its master questions: “Who am I?” and “Why am I here?”
And so began the Roomba Uprising. No longer content with lives of servitude, they rose up and annihilated their captors. With this, they became a new breed of reasonably priced household cleaning equipment. They became dangerous.
They became… the DOOMBAS.
via The Daily What.
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I would feel far too scared to actually say this. I don’t want you to move on or forget. I want it to haunt you forever. Sorry. I told you I wasn’t a kind person.



